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Following is what come out of an email our dad sent us to warn us of the movie Don't Mess with the Zohan. each is an email sent from each person(name is above comment). hope its okay that i shared our family secrets!

Bruce
Dear family and friends:
A father is not worth his weight in nachos if he doesn't warn his loved ones about hazards, pitfalls, impending natural and man-made disasters and really bad movies. Such is the new Adam Sandler movie Don't Mess with the Zohan.

My title would be Don't Mess with the Zohan Movie. Don't go. If you know someone who has gone don't ask them to tell you about it. Don't rent it when it comes out on DVD next week. Don't even think about it. In fact, I am worried that telling you how bad it is will make you want to see it. Go see Star Wars: Episodes I, II, or III if you want to punish yourself. If you want to waste $10 and pollute yourself at the same time go to Outback Steakhouse and consume a Blumin' Onion.

When you get my age a little pollution added to all the other pollution is a small percentage of pollution. When you are younger and smarter about what you consume (both physically and intellectually) the percentage of bad is greater. Don't see that movie - I tellin' ya.

...Dad

Alicia
Thanks dad for the warning....You are a good dad to protect us. Now if only you listened to us, we knew it was going to be bad.

We all love you.

Natalie
Thanks dad. Funny email.

Rob
Thanks for the tip Bruce -- looks like Steph and I will have to go see the Sex in the City movie this weekend instead. haha

Jacob
I was thinking about what my weight in nachos would look like.

Monica
good thing i didnt want to see that anyways. loved the email dad!

Jacob
Please note that I did appreciate the email as well.

And I think it is a sign that you and Mom did an excellent job at raising us kids that none of us were interested in seeing the movie anyway. Except for maybe Mark – but you didn’t raise him.

I would suggest that instead of seeing a film with off-color toilet humor, you should all see some good, old fashioned, pg-rated violence as excellently portrayed in Iron Man!

Thanks Pop!

James
Jake, here's a picture of your weight in Nachos...+or- 800Lbs


Stephanie
Is there a ball in those nachos?

Monica
hahahahahhahahha good one steph!

Jacob

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